How dumb can a person get?
Here it is, and I can not lie...
How is this for brilliant....
I met Megan at the Salon last night to watch while she got her hair done.
(She was coming straight from work)
I drove the 'truck' over from Kyle's baseball game.
When I got there, Kyle called to tell me that He and Joel needed the truck so to bring it back home.... Here is where the confusion in my brain begins....
I drive home thinking' they will drop me back off at the Salon and I can come home with Megan when she is done
But No.....
They decide that they don't need it after all, they will order Pizza instead, and I can drive back by myself.
After sitting there waiting for Megan to be finished, (She was in there a LONG time, and it was really late)
We left....Here comes the stupid person part....I go out to "our" car with Megan, to go get Taco Bell and come home....
Everything is fine, right?
No, I get up this morning to go to work and Joel comes back in from the driveway and says (loudly)
Where the 'Hell' is the truck?
I am thinking..."What? It was stolen? Right from our Driveway?"
Mindlessly looking up the Police phone number and my work to tell them that I won't be there as our Truck has been stolen....
and then it hits me....I left it at the Salon, 'all night" (where it could have actually been stolen)
so.....(as relieved as I was when I finally figured it out, and thanked God for my not being able to find the Police station number to report a stolen vehicle....~sighing loudly~
I proceeded to drive with Megan back to the Salon where it was all night long..
To bring my "lost Truck" home~!
That is the epitome of Dumb Blonde....except I make Brunettes look bad as I am not Blonde.
I am old and senile!
Here it is, and I can not lie...
How is this for brilliant....
I met Megan at the Salon last night to watch while she got her hair done.
(She was coming straight from work)
I drove the 'truck' over from Kyle's baseball game.
When I got there, Kyle called to tell me that He and Joel needed the truck so to bring it back home.... Here is where the confusion in my brain begins....
I drive home thinking' they will drop me back off at the Salon and I can come home with Megan when she is done
But No.....
They decide that they don't need it after all, they will order Pizza instead, and I can drive back by myself.
After sitting there waiting for Megan to be finished, (She was in there a LONG time, and it was really late)
We left....Here comes the stupid person part....I go out to "our" car with Megan, to go get Taco Bell and come home....
Everything is fine, right?
No, I get up this morning to go to work and Joel comes back in from the driveway and says (loudly)
Where the 'Hell' is the truck?
I am thinking..."What? It was stolen? Right from our Driveway?"
Mindlessly looking up the Police phone number and my work to tell them that I won't be there as our Truck has been stolen....
and then it hits me....I left it at the Salon, 'all night" (where it could have actually been stolen)
so.....(as relieved as I was when I finally figured it out, and thanked God for my not being able to find the Police station number to report a stolen vehicle....~sighing loudly~
I proceeded to drive with Megan back to the Salon where it was all night long..
To bring my "lost Truck" home~!
That is the epitome of Dumb Blonde....except I make Brunettes look bad as I am not Blonde.
I am old and senile!
Too funny, but really could have happened to ANYone! Megan still gets part credit as she had to realize that you DROVE there in a SEPARATE vehicle.
ReplyDeleteYou told me you were going to be dropped back off so definitely not my fault...
ReplyDeleteHa ha thanks for the good laugh! Matt got a good laugh out of it too, although he says he's not surprised :)
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